The Stuff You Find While Meta Moderating...

I came across this while I was Meta Moderating on Slashdot. An interesting hypothesis...

Re:questions by - on Friday July 01, @10:43PM (#12966878) OK, guys...

Here's the answer to the "why can't I get a date" thing.

All you need to do to get a date is to come across as a cocky, arrogant, rude asshole whenever you talk to women. I don't pretend to understand why, but women eat that s*** up. (it doesn't hurt to lay off the computer talk, either....)

Now, if you're looking for a quality, intelligent woman to fall in love with and marry, then things get a little more complicated. The above advice will, however, at least get you laid.

(Yes, I know it's a sad state of affairs, but it does work.)